“Verona, the Italian city where Shakespeare’s play lovers Romeo and Juliet lived, receives about 1,000 letters every year sent to Juliet on Valentine’s Day.” – unreliable internet source
I have actually been to visit this crazy lady! For Valentine’s Day this year, make a clay dough sculpture of them (or don’t. If this creeps him/her out don’t come running to me.) Or you could just make one for them. Like this, from Saving for Sesame
Be VERY clear whether it is for them or of them.